Best and Funny Uncle Ruckus Quotes with images

Best & Famous Uncle Ruckus Quotes

1. My name is Uncle Ruckus, No relation.

My name is Uncle Ruckus, No relation.

2. Yeah! I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week.

Yeah! I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week.

3. Instead of sitting around here chopping the brillo off eachother’s heads, ya’ll should take your black asses to Iraq and help fight for our freedom!

Instead of sitting around here chopping the brillo off eachother’s

4. Hey, you quit playing with the white man’s water boy! And you, turn off that goddamn jungle noise!

you quit playing with the white man’s water boy

5. We will use the tools that god gave us to fight then N*****: The Whip, The Noose, The Job Application.

We will use the tools that god gave us to fight

6. Security, We got a code black. I repeat, code black.

7. I’m as white as they come.

8. If you black of skin and full sin come forward so that I may lay my hands on you. Black be gone! Praise white Jesus!

If you black of skin and full sin come forward

9. The law say when the bicycle stop, the wheels supposed to stop. You need a special permit for wheels like that.

10. Oh no. Th this this can’t be. It says i’m 102% african with a 2% margin of error.

It says i'm 102% african with a 2% margin of error