1. Crying for ladies like you! I don’t Cry.
2. Yes, I’m crying. I’m feeling deep emotions and they are expressing themselves physically on my face. It’s part of what makes me a man.
3. Is there something on my face? Then quit staring bro.
4. A park, that’s just land, you can replace that any day of the week, but a man’s life: that’s forever.
5. May be because you suck and i hate you.
6. Check that grammar, bro.
7. Do you know who else suffers from dementia?
8. A good prank is a good prank.
9. I know our love will stand the test of time.
10. Skips, we ruptured another gas line.
11. You know who else blows a mean piece of brass?
12. Oh No Bro!
13. Modecai – Do you know who else is C=8?
Muscle Man – Well actually, yes I do. It’s my mom.
14. I told you i was ripped.
15. Fry it up, everyone! Let’s fry up everything.