George Carin Quotes on Life with Images

George Carlin Quotes On Life

1. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
George Carlin

Life is not measured by the number of breaths - george carlin quotes on life

2. For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.
George Carlin

3. Life is a series of dogs.
George Carlin

Life is a series of dogs - george carlin quote on life

4. Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What’s the fucking mystery?
George Carlin

5. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.
George Carlin

We've added years to life not life to years - George Carlin thought on Life

6. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus?
George Carlin

7. Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
George Carlin

Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life - george carlin thought on life

8. I think the life cycle is all backward. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
George Carlin

9. Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bullshit they teach you in school.
George Carlin

Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bullshit they teach you in school

10. People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
George Carlin

11. It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
George Carlin

12. When you step on the brakes, your life is in your foot’s hands.
George Carlin

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foots hands - george carlin writing on life

13. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
George Carlin

14. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves.
George Carlin

The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves - george carlin philosophy on life