1. Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
George Carlin
2. For the next several hours, while the sun is gone, I’m going to become unconscious, temporarily losing command over everything I know and understand. When the sun returns, I will resume my life.
George Carlin
3. Life is a series of dogs.
George Carlin
4. Life is not that complicated. You get up, you go to work, eat three meals, you take one good shit and you go back to bed. What’s the fucking mystery?
George Carlin
5. We’ve added years to life, not life to years.
George Carlin
6. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus?
George Carlin
7. Everyone should try to scratch their name on the bomb of life.
George Carlin
8. I think the life cycle is all backward. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
George Carlin
9. Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bullshit they teach you in school.
George Carlin
10. People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
George Carlin
11. It’s important in life if you don’t give a shit. It can help you a lot.
George Carlin
12. When you step on the brakes, your life is in your foot’s hands.
George Carlin
13. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.
George Carlin
14. The only person who is with us our entire life is ourselves.
George Carlin
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